1. You Realize this guy is your Chauffeur.........
2. You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.
3. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
4. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
5. Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." And you remember that you were home by yourself.
6. You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is gaining on you.
7. Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
8. This guy pulls up your driveway and tells you he's your relative........
2. You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.
3. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
4. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
5. Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." And you remember that you were home by yourself.
6. You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is gaining on you.
7. Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
8. This guy pulls up your driveway and tells you he's your relative........
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